In the sweltering heat of the crypto summer, when all hope seemed lost and temperatures were rising, a hero emerged from the depths of Solana. Not a superhero with a cape, but a Smug Desk Fan with blades of justice and a cooling presence that could freeze any FUD in its tracks.
This was no ordinary desk fan. This hyper-intelligent cooling device had seen the hottest of markets, felt the warm winds of pump season, and endured the chilly drafts of bear markets. With a smug attitude and relentless spinning, the Smug Desk Fan was here to blow away the competition.
Armed with three razor-sharp blades and an ego bigger than Bitcoin's market cap, this fan doesn't just circulate air - it circulates gains. When the Smug Desk Fan spins up, the whole crypto world feels the breeze!
The Smug Desk Fan's tokenomics are designed with the precision of a perfectly balanced blade.
1,000,000,000 FAN
Enough to cool a large office
100% locked
No blowing away on this one
0% BUY/SELL
Breeze-through transactions
100% on Pump.fun
Fair launch, no hot air
Ready to feel the breeze? Here's how you can acquire FAN tokens:
Pro tip: The early bird catches the worm, but the early fan catches the wind!
This is our official contract address. Always verify before buying!
Note: The actual contract address will be available after launch on Pump.fun. Always double-check official sources!
Behold the mighty Smug Desk Fan in all its glorious memes: